The Deranged Tales as Told by CzarTheDestroyer

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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1:

Is there a boy/girl in your life?

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Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?

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What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”

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What’s something you really want right now?

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Are you afraid of falling in love?

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Do you like the beach?

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Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?

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What’s the background on your cell?

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Name the last four beds you were sat on?

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Do you like your phone?

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Honestly, are things going the way you planned?

12:

Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?

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Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?

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Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?

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Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?

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Are you tired?

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How long have you known your 1st phone contact?

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Are they a relative?

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Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

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When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

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If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

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Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

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How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

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Is there a certain quote you live by?

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What’s on your mind?

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Do you have any tattoos?

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What is your favorite color?

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Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

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Who are you texting?

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Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

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Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

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Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

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Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

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Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

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Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

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Were you single on Valentines Day?

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Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

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What do your friends call you?

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Has anyone upset you in the last week?

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Have you ever cried over a text?

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Where’s your last bruise located?

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What is it from?

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Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

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Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

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Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

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Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

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Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

48:

Do you make supper for your family?

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Does your bedroom have a door?

50:

Top 3 web-pages?

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Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

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Does anything on your body hurt?

53:

Are goodbyes hard for you?

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What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

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How is your hair?

56:

What do you usually do first in the morning?

57:

Do you think two people can last forever?

58:

Think back to January 2007, were you single?

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Green or purple grapes?

60:

When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

61:

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

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When will be the next time you text someone?

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Where will you be 5 hours from now?

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What were you doing at 8 this morning.

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This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

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Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

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Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

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What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

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Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

70:

How many windows are open on your computer?

71:

How many fingers do you have?

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What is your ringtone?

73:

How old will you be in 5 months?

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Where is your Mum right now?

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Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

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Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

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Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

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Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

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Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

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Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

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How many people have you liked in the past three months?

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Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

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Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

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You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

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If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

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What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

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Who was your last received call from?

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If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

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What is something you wish you had more of?

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Have you ever trusted someone too much?

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Do you sleep with your window open?

92:

Do you get along with girls?

93:

Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

94:

Does sex mean love?

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You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

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Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

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Did you sleep alone this week?

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Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

99:

Do you believe in love at first sight?

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Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

kurutakura:

uh Hi everyone!! i know this is  kind of out of no where but this is my good friend Ashley. I love her so much and she’s such a fun,loving person, and she needs help. She’s been fighting aplastic anemia for over 2 years and she recently lost her hair due to chemotherapy, and she’s only 15. For those of you who don’t know, aplastic anemia is a condition in the bone marrow where its unable to make enough white blood cells, red blood cells, and platelets. Its very similar to leukemia. It has caused her to miss a numerous amount of school, and she has had to undergo many surgeries and doctors appointments. In fact, she is unable to return to school for the rest of the year. she’s been gone since December.

Because of her condition, she can’t be out in the sun, take the stairs, and she gets very nauseous easily. If she has to be outside for a long time, she needs a wheelchair. At school I had to ride the elevator with her and make sure she was okay every so often.

Unfortunately, her family is unable to pay for the treatment she desperately needs. I don’t know if this will work, but I was hoping that if i posted this, some people on tumblr would help donate. The money would go towards a bone marrow transplant. It costs $10,000 and so far they have only made about $1,300.

Please im asking this as her friend and someone who cares about her. If you could just signal boost this or even donate a dollar it would mean so much to me and her family as well.

Donation for Transplant

Facebook Page

There’s only about a month left until this campaign closes so please help.

Thank you so much.

(via brokenmachine)

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

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odin3188:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter


I know the pain, bro.

odin3188:

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

I know the pain, bro.

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

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frightnatey:

wings-0f-freedom:

amphigorycomplex:

Your blog has now been signed by the 104th Trainees Squad.

Bonus: 

Correction:

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Listen here you

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defranco:

pleatedjeans:

via

my mouth wants it now pls.